FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR A COUSIN
221. “Happy birthday cousin! Seeing as I’m older than you, it’s not a surprise that I can’t remember your age. Frankly, I’m surprised I even remembered your birthday.” 222. “Hey! Happy 21st, Hah! You wish!” 223. “Congratulations on your birthday cousin! From here on out, all compliments will be followed by the phrase “for your age”. Happy birthday!” 224. “Happy birthday! Dear cousin, here’s a piece of advice: Keep telling everyone that you’re 18 with a few decades of experience.” birthday wishes for mom from sister 225. “Happy birthday cousin! I know it’s tempting to reflect back on your life on this special day, but please refrain from doing so. At your age, that would take a really long time.” 226. “What’s the one thing that goes up, but never comes down? Your age! Happy birthday, cousin! Try to enjoy it.” 227. “Happy birthday cousin! At your age, “getting lucky” means being able to find your car in a parking lot.” 228. “Look, you’re really going to need the lungs o